out into the sun
to meet your ultimate
demise
2. You should have a sake straw
for sucking off the table.
3. Baby disappoints,
can’t hold a steady job.
Such a bad baby.
4. Tiny man judges.
Why is Ramirez so stern?
Fold your arms and frown.
5. Now who needs a cup?
How the fuck are you losing
all those goddamn cups?
6. Give me a break man.
Counting syllables is hard.
Fuckin drink the sake.
7. Pennsic wind blows across the Serengetti.
Sake is drank here.
8. Puking area
versus makeout area:
everybody wins!
9. Splash! Scott poops a poop.
Terrible things in small room
with a tiny hole.
10. Baby disappoints.
Did not bring sake to us.
Baby fails a lot!
11. What time is it now?
Only JJ Rooks knows that.
Stupid JJ Rooks.
12. Timecube leads the way.
Do not heed evil one-ism -
dunce educators!
13. Head is always head!
I will hold my beard away,
it will feel so good.
14. Ich, ni, ich ni san..!
Wait the song does not work out.
Oh well whatever.
15. It looks like someone
has a case of the mundies!
Haha ha haha!
16. Contract glutes a bit,
constipation and anger.
We’re kind of racist?
17. Sake is delicious.
Please may I have another.
Don’t touch my moustache.
18. Guy in front of camp,
JJ Rooks is his new name
(he puts up with us).
19. Good idea Lothar.
You should grab a bunch of snacks.
The peanuts delight.
20. Counting up to five
then counting up to seven -
look, I made haiku.
21. Sake smooth and hot.
Ramirez cannot be here,
We will drink for him.
22. I’m at Pennsic, yo.
Sake parties are gangsta.
You feel me? For real.
23. Tiny beady eyes.
Disappointed general.
Stares you into shame.
24. Pleasant Pennsic night.
We followed dancing druids,
antlers were clicking.
25. This party is good
but there is something missing.
Where’s the big titties?
26. Solving mysteries
will the great dane crack the case?
Or just Scrappy Do?
27. Nonconsensual:
that is why they call it rape.
(That’s why it’s called rape.)
28. Birth does not bring an
adult mind into this world.
You are dunce child.
29. Nigori sake
a cool departure from hot.
Revelries at noon.
30. Bad Idea Vodka:
“It’s okay, we forgive you.”
They’re the best ideas.
31. Sing: more itchy toes
(this song makes no fucking sense)
reach into the sky!
32. The spirit was willing
but the forest was barren -
lightning bolt denied.
33. Sake spilled is bad.
It goes into your vat in hell.
Want to drink it now.
34. Puking area
will be my destination
if I stay too long.
35. Protein deficient.
Situation remedied
all over her face.
36. Nigori sake:
do not pour it on your face.
Drink the cum shot up.
37. Mister Giggleface
loves to drink hot sweet sake.
Belly samurai
38. Time Cube gods hear me -
live fourth-dimensionally.
Murder the dunce.
39. FIX THAT BUTT BOW
FIX THAT BUTT BOW
FIX THAT FUCKING BUTT BOW
FIX THAT BUTT BOW
40. Chinese king named Wang
Salty river floods the fields,
two advisors drown.
41. Lightly dappled trees
Between the people and the
clouds that float on by
42. She had no nickname.
Now she’s “Poem 35.”
She learned her lesson.
43. Zardoz is your god
Guns are good, penis evil!
Excuse me sir, what!?
44. Drinking my poem
It tastes like a lead pencil
I hope it’s toxic
45. Drank the heat away
My feet resting in toe cubes
Fuck you, hot Pennsic
46. The euphemisms
They keep on multiplying
All these terms for poop.
47. Meniscus for you
Your ass should be here next year
Ramirez is missed
48. The song shall release
The drink that will deliver
The cheer that we want
49. Ramirez is great
Really missed you at sake
You Spanish peacock
50. I give you a tleat
You want snacky snacky yah?
You will now a eat???
51. Maggie likes sake
She is way too young to drink
But she is so cute
52. Come on kids grow up
I bet that vodka was just
fifty proof, fuck you!
53. Make out area
sure looks enticing to me
will you join me, Nick?
54. How loud is our group
This one goes to eleven
Dancing behind bards
55. When you think
you weaken the link
56. Now I understand
His name is Robert Paulsen.
In death we have names.
57. Gina calls me names
Her drinking cup is empty;
for now I am safe.
58. I don’t call you names
My name’s Gina Ciani
Now I go to hug!
59. Mo ichi do
My cup sails the wide ocean
One ounce at a time
60. Whispers go unheard
talking ginger in my mouth
stuck words, sticky belly
61. Summer field, hot skin
Orange flames drawn not so near
Yearning for darkness fall.
62. Holy crap it’s hot
Need less talky more sake
My cup’s still empty.
63. Drum skins beaten by
One hundred parties at night
Fire brings us light
64. Lisen is classy
Well, until I slapped her butt
She still pours sake
65. This is so angry
Nothing dry about that hug
Side-saddle works well
66. Sake made me sick
I drank like fourteen gallons
Guess it was my fault
67. Gina says I should
let Nack come on my boobies
But no pony rides
68. Drinking drinking yeah!
It is kind of fun and bad!
What the kampai!
69. Walk the roads of Pennsic
Then cry in your bed at night
Wake in the morning hungover
70. Gabe cannot tell time
He showed up like three hours late
Without any booze
71. Crash! Nack fell over
Too much sake for that man
Now he wants this book
72. Grace, Bill in the front
Who wrote this goddamn notebook
Where is my drink at?
73. Nick’s writing sucks ass.
I surely have to piss now.
Take off Lisen’s shirt.
74. I am so damn drunk
Obliterated surely
Sake is the shit
75. Someone else should write
I am decidedly drunk.
Ha the weet (no idea)
76. Underwear is shown
Promises are made with winks
I fear that I’ll wake up.
77. A sea of convas
Fires reach towards the night’s
sky of heaven’s stars.
78. Pretty music plays
We are all really drunk now
We need more haikus
79. Down to the last three
One will win, one will fail miserably
One will say “fuck off.”
80. Sitting amongst art.
Awesomeness surrounding me.
Peace penetrates me.
81. Brotherhood abound.
Depth in our relationships.
Friends or family?
82. Wholeness in our hearts.
Passion, meaning, what we seek.
Completeness is ours.
83. Our dreams embiggen
our our lives in what they may be
substance everywhere
84. I seek what is lost
A harmony throughout self.
Unattainable.
85. Foolish new guy speaks
I need some food for more thought
Insult him later.
86. I like Joe’s haiku
It stirs me unto my core
Better than poop jokes.
87. Pickle juiciness
I need to take a shower
Very drunk shower
88. The number of keys
on my favorite object
It’s my second love
89. No pickle cordial
To the field it should not go
Joe will not survive
90. Cordial up the hill
I can’t walk in a straight line
But still I can roll
91. Poop jokes now return
scatological delight
Eight dollar ticket!
92. The makeout tent
is full of what I wish for.
Why close the windows?
93. Lightning blot on chest
Yes a storm blows in my heart
I’m caught in the storm
94. Nylon shields kisses
A tent to shield the voyeurs
Doesn’t slake my wants
95. Sustenance is good
Oh yeah! sustenance is goooood...
Sustenance is good
96. Goddamn my feet hurt
I should have got my flip flops
Time for painful walks
97. The bread bowl is great
So is this fuckin’ pizza.
JJ walks and eats.
98. Photo of Scott’s penis
Gina’s camera taken
What the hell happened?
99. Natalie with Joe
My god what did we do?
Bloody corpses dead.
100. This is the last one
Haiku is hard to do, man
So go fly a kite
